Shirt the Thirteenth: Tendance Groucho

I got this at Comics and Collectibles one of the first few years it was open in the 1980s. Wore it til it fell apart. Got it again later from Northern Sun.

It became fun again when the Obama Presidential campaign cranked up.

Shirt the Twelfth: I Told You Never Trust a Monkey

Today's shirt is a tee from Engrish on why not to trust a monkey: They never take responsibility.

...the HORRID HORRID HORRID CREATURES.

Shirt The Eleventh: You're Hearing

this music in your head right now:

courtesy of this awesome shirt.

Thanks, Stephen!

Shirt the Tenth: Live From Memphis

I got this shirt at the 2009 Live From Memphis Music Video Showcase.

It's an Alex Warble.

Shirt the Ninth: Gesundheit.

I got this dashiki from Freewheelin Frank's in the early 1990s. No other item of clothing I've ever owned has retained its colors like this, by which I mean better than this, because the photo doesn't do it justice.

The tag reads "GLOBAL IMPORTS Made In Thailand." Tres multiculti.

Shirt the Eighth: The Order of the Triad

GO TEAM VENTURE!

This is an official VB T-Shirt of the Week Club shirt. It illustrates perfectly the relationship between a shirt's belovedness/irreplacability and its propensity for getting torn, stained, or washed in the wrong temperature.

It went through in warm ONCE and it's two shades lighter, damnit.

When I wear this shirt, I am a Triad member. Despite being a white woman, I am Jefferson Twilight, and any Blaculas out there better keep it in mind when they see me coming.

"There is NEVER a 'Triad emergency.'"

Shirt the Seventh: Second Mona Mohawk

Once I had an original (?) Mona Mohawk shirt. This isn't it. This is a shirt I bought over a decade later via online charity auction and my second most expensive T-shirt ever. Worth every penny.

Say, I got thirty shirts. I'm'a NaBloPoMo!