Shirt the Sixth: Damn Right

it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to not charge, because knowledge belongs to the people.

Ironically, this one cost me more that any other T-shirt I own.

Shirt the Fifth: Ugly Tiger

Front

"Well, that's a lovely shirt and a lovely tiger. I don't know why you'd name it "Ugly" anyth--"

Back

 "O-o-o-h, no, god! Oh dear god in heaven! Hoban Washburne wouldn't even wear that!"

I'm the biggest Wash fan I know, but let's face it...the man's color palette was limited. Had he been a "winter," like me, he'd've been able to get away with this sort of thing.

Color scheme aside, that is one ugly tiger. Thanks, Aloha Shirtman!

Shirt the Fourth: OOPSKI DAYZKI

Actual T Shirt #1:

The Eggman

(no not that one, this one)

from 

's award-winnin' short BOHATER PIES.

T-shirt blog's first actual T-shirt is too obscure? 

SILENCE YOU TONGUE! Watch movie!

You can't have a shirt like this, because I had it first, and my hipster cred is sorry and tenuous. But you can order something very similar here:


CordWed Eggman Variation