Shirt the Tenth: Live From Memphis

I got this shirt at the 2009 Live From Memphis Music Video Showcase.

It's an Alex Warble.

Shirt the Ninth: Gesundheit.

I got this dashiki from Freewheelin Frank's in the early 1990s. No other item of clothing I've ever owned has retained its colors like this, by which I mean better than this, because the photo doesn't do it justice.

The tag reads "GLOBAL IMPORTS Made In Thailand." Tres multiculti.

Shirt the Eighth: The Order of the Triad

GO TEAM VENTURE!

This is an official VB T-Shirt of the Week Club shirt. It illustrates perfectly the relationship between a shirt's belovedness/irreplacability and its propensity for getting torn, stained, or washed in the wrong temperature.

It went through in warm ONCE and it's two shades lighter, damnit.

When I wear this shirt, I am a Triad member. Despite being a white woman, I am Jefferson Twilight, and any Blaculas out there better keep it in mind when they see me coming.

"There is NEVER a 'Triad emergency.'"

Shirt the Seventh: Second Mona Mohawk

Once I had an original (?) Mona Mohawk shirt. This isn't it. This is a shirt I bought over a decade later via online charity auction and my second most expensive T-shirt ever. Worth every penny.

Say, I got thirty shirts. I'm'a NaBloPoMo!

Shirt the Sixth: Damn Right

it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to not charge, because knowledge belongs to the people.

Ironically, this one cost me more that any other T-shirt I own.

Shirt the Fifth: Ugly Tiger

Front

"Well, that's a lovely shirt and a lovely tiger. I don't know why you'd name it "Ugly" anyth--"

Back

 "O-o-o-h, no, god! Oh dear god in heaven! Hoban Washburne wouldn't even wear that!"

I'm the biggest Wash fan I know, but let's face it...the man's color palette was limited. Had he been a "winter," like me, he'd've been able to get away with this sort of thing.

Color scheme aside, that is one ugly tiger. Thanks, Aloha Shirtman!

Shirt the Fourth: OOPSKI DAYZKI

Actual T Shirt #1:

The Eggman

(no not that one, this one)

from 

's award-winnin' short BOHATER PIES.

T-shirt blog's first actual T-shirt is too obscure? 

SILENCE YOU TONGUE! Watch movie!

You can't have a shirt like this, because I had it first, and my hipster cred is sorry and tenuous. But you can order something very similar here:


CordWed Eggman Variation