Shirt the Twelfth: I Told You Never Trust a Monkey

Today's shirt is a tee from Engrish on why not to trust a monkey: They never take responsibility.

...the HORRID HORRID HORRID CREATURES.

Shirt the Fifth: Ugly Tiger

Front

"Well, that's a lovely shirt and a lovely tiger. I don't know why you'd name it "Ugly" anyth--"

Back

 "O-o-o-h, no, god! Oh dear god in heaven! Hoban Washburne wouldn't even wear that!"

I'm the biggest Wash fan I know, but let's face it...the man's color palette was limited. Had he been a "winter," like me, he'd've been able to get away with this sort of thing.

Color scheme aside, that is one ugly tiger. Thanks, Aloha Shirtman!